worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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