Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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