You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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