life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
