Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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