Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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