Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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