Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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