C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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