he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help