Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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