Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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