How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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