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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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