I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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