i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just pee around me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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