He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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