You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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