Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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