We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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