That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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