How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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