i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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