so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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