i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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