Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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