in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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