yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
