it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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