YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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