one might say we're banned from that church
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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