U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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