When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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