I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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