school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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