Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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