I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
