I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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