My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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