just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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