Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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