if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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