All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
