But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i dont even know how to be here
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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