We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
honey bunches of taint.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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