dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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