The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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