Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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