By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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