final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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