i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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