Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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