420 ftw
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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