anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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