the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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