Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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