At least make sure they are 18
Why
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
