i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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