Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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