I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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