She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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