I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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