There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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